Single. “Hello?” “Hey, Ma.” “Hey Sterl. Well, how are you?”Single.
Weekly telephone conversations with my parents always begin with this innocent exchange of pleasantry, but inevitably devolve into the subject of my personal doom. In between discussing critical topics such as my crackhead neighbors and what groceries I bought this weekend, my mother drops subtle reminders that after three decades of existence, I haven’t produced any grandchildren for her and Dad:
“So are you seeing anybody?” “No, Ma,” I warily respond. After a brief pause, momentarily considering my steadfast refus
WirelesslessCell phone go down the holeWirelessless
One month ago my world crumbled to its very core, after which I struggled with slight depression for three weeks. With my perspective forever altered, I found myself aimlessly roaming the streets wondering what I would do with my life. I became filled with uncertainty and insecurity. I was unsure how to replace what clearly became so dear and precious to me. My mind became dominated with one irreplaceable thought –
How was I ever going to survive without my mobile phone?
It was Saturday in late March. Dressed in my weekend sweats, I was in my bathroom and standing at the
Ideas?
Artistic
It'll make PE 7 a lot easier. 
Oh, also, I drew my friend Julia. Unfortunately I didn't think it through and I drew her on a giant sheet of paper, so now I can't upload it. 
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Avatar by the amazing ~Wendrom
"...Gwen is like WOOOOOOOOCRAZY!"
Me: "I'm in a pickle."
~breyerlove4ever: "I WANNA BE A PICKLE!!"
~Xerron: "Wait... weren't you supposed to do the tag list... I like raspberry jam...
Thanks for the 7
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After all is said and done, more is said than done. (Aesop)
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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded (Terry Pratchett).
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